We've done LOTD, but how about QOTD...?
For today I got a charge out of this one. I was watching a car speaker install video and as the technician held the defective speaker in place he turned on the radio and uttered this gem:
"I don't know if you can hear that but there's nothing coming out of this speaker."
I submit that a different person each day adds one quote. Let's see if this works.