studiomprd Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 (edited) I am a brilliant, but humble LA based sound designer / artist who wants to work on an awesome short film (15-20 minutes) to prove my ability on the world stage. I'm a team player, who recognizes the value of your project and is committed to delivering excellence. Sure it is nice to pay the bills, (and I have plenty), but that is not what I'm really after... I want a short, location movie (mostly interior would be good) that tackles highly provocative subject matter, and is guaranteed to get noticed in a very big way. As your Sound Designer, I have access to high-end facilities, and the ability to complete all aspects of post production sound, in the end delivering terrific, fully mastered 5.1 and stereo mixes. I'm especially talented at cutting dialogue and incorporating ADR. I am available for a couple of days in June, and could do the rest of the work in July and/or August What I can do: -Record and cut/mix sound effects -Record and cut/mix ADR -Cut/mix dialogue -Cut/mix music tracks -Create ambient tracks -Secure Foley artist -Record and cut/mix Foley -Engineer all aspects of pre and final mix -Deliver 5.1 and stereo mix as well as any other final deliverables required for completion of film -Provide all needed facilities and equipment COMPENSATION ... Hell, money isn't important, paying my bills is overrated, but gee it would be great to get a flat rate deal for say ~$2500, all in, of course; this will cover all aspects of the job as listed above- including all recording, cutting, engineering, mixing, Foley work, Foley artist, ADR sessions, facility + equipment rental – EVERYTHING). -If you cannot agree to this non- negotiable flat rate formula please do not respond to this add. I am particularly proud of THESE CHARACTERISTICS: -I am creative and enthusiastic -I focus on positive energy -I have a commitment to excellence -I am mellow and fun with a sense of humor and most of all, -I am looking for an opportunity that will showcase my creative ability and take my career to the next level. I absolutely DO NOT HAVE THESE CHARACTERISTICS: -Ego / attitude -Propensity to punch a clock -Propensity for games -Propensity for drama, conflict -Propensity for stubbornness -Laziness Who I'm looking for: I only want to work with highly experienced independent filmmakers whose works have screened -and won- important awards in A-list festivals all over the world, like Berlin, Cannes and Tribeca, and of course Sundance.. What I'm looking for: The kind of movie I work on is really important to me. I'm looking primarily for a somewhat comedic love story between, say, a liberated woman who gets more than she bargains for when falling in love with an inflexible man with a secret past. In discovering that they are both unsatisfied with the rigid roles they have adopted, their relationship seems doomed, but then they choose to open themselves up to what they consider to be unconventional sexual experimentation, and they unexpectedly discover a more honest and loving relationship. If this is you, and your movie (and your dream!), then please email me ASAP: abuse@postsoundformovies.com.net Edited May 19, 2014 by studiomprd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Waldron Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 WTF This is what happens when you eat more than one rib-eye steak at a BBQ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philip Perkins Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 Whoa, Senator--back off on the caffeine, dude. Let me know if you get any nibbles…. philp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Constantin Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 Since there is that actual Mandy ad (and corresponding thread here) ... not very funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted May 18, 2014 Report Share Posted May 18, 2014 I absolutely DO NOT HAVE THESE CHARACTERISTICS: -Ego / attitude -Propensity to punch a clock -Propensity for games -Propensity for drama, conflict -Propensity for stubbornness -Laziness Hey, wait a minute! I know for a fact you have a propensity for drama and conflict, and you might have a tad of stubbornness. Definitely not lazy, no ego I can see. How are you with "Call of Duty"? We can play a few rounds and then see how you are at games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Reineke Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Mind altering medication.. and/or insanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVUrlacher Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Ha! --au Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Blankenship Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 Has he ever been lei'd before? (laugh) that makes the ad even worse +1 He's teaching his students how to come across as a clueless newbie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiomprd Posted May 19, 2014 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 my Alma mater.... gawd! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJBerto Posted May 19, 2014 Report Share Posted May 19, 2014 RTFM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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