David Lezynski Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 I did have the pleasure of Vin's company in Bombay, March 2015. He is a generous host and excellent gourmet. We had drinks at the Taj Palace Hotel, dinner at "Trishna's" and a really delicious Lamb dish prepared at the "Casa de la VIn" in North Bombay. Vin is coming to the US in April for NAB and other Tech visits. However, Vin has expressed concerns about our American toilet hygiene. Toilet paper is not unknown in India, but my informal survey suggests about 20% of the country uses it outside of Hotels and airports. Typically, in India, there is a thumb activated hose near the toilet, wether it be the sitty kind or the squatty kind of toilet. 3-5 second blasts are cleansing and refreshing. If there is no hose, a largish bucket is filled by a hose bib and a smaller cup is used to scoop and accelerate a 1 cup splash toward the fecal matter~~~~~~~ 2 or three of these apps (plus a left handed assist) is more than adequate to have a wedding night pleasure spot. Any suggestions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundtrane Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 hahahaha, nice topic... having travelled quite a bit - i find the concept of the 'bidet' or the Toto "washlet" the best way to go. -vin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirror Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 "...is more than adequate to have a wedding night pleasure spot." Not quite sure what to say about this quote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundtrane Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 i guess it is a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Lezynski Posted March 26, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Oh my~~~~~~ An offhanded reference to Neil deGrasse Tyson's comment about Intelligent Design. "If there was intelligent design, why did the designer place the pleasure center and the sewage system so close together?" Sorry~~~~~some of my thoughts may require a subtext. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze Frias Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 LOTD!!!! Oh man I'm dying of laughter here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason porter Posted March 26, 2015 Report Share Posted March 26, 2015 Heh heh, me too. Potty humour. LOTD!!!! Oh man I'm dying of laughter here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonG Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 Guys, Im rolling on an interview right now. Having a tough time keeping from laughing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundtrane Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 HA!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I believe the Regio Inax Smart Toilet and the Toto 600H toilet does provide complete liquid irrigation of the bodily orifices: Also an auto-rising heated seat, automatic flushing, and air drying of that part of your body. For $6000, you'd assume these toilets would have everything and they do: music player and remote control as well. I believe there's an option to take the solid waste matter and turn them into bad reality shows, but I haven't confirmed this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundtrane Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 <I believe there's an option to take the solid waste matter and turn them into bad reality shows, but I haven't confirmed this. > LOL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ze Frias Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 I believe there's an option to take the solid waste matter and turn them into bad reality shows, but I haven't confirmed this. That would explain so much! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bash Posted March 27, 2015 Report Share Posted March 27, 2015 It has a sound module? sb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 It has a sound module? Yes, it plays music to cover up "body noises" during the experience. I think there's an iPod interface. They should call it "iToilet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johngooch Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Toto rules -just saying .. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Lezynski Posted March 28, 2015 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Ya~~~~~TOTO Washlet. Best house accessory ever! A bit spendy at $450 OTOH, Amazon has a $9.47 travel version~~~No batteries, No music, No Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RottenCarcass Posted March 28, 2015 Report Share Posted March 28, 2015 Well, public toilets are one thing. But then you get to the home toilets. Out here in the drought stricken California, we've long since had regulations about how much water you're allowed to have in your toilet water tank. That creates problems of all kinds, including the fecal matter refusing to gracefully disappear down the sewage line, so the solution then is either to sit on the pot one hand on a bucket full of water ready, the other hand holding a plunger, or a diet that induces liquid feces only. The Toto sounds fantastic, but I would prefer if instead of the music module they had the option of a powerful piston that pushes all matter further down the sewage pipe, steam-engine style - that would provide all the sound cover you need as the piston operates back and forth, and also dispose of a human body if you ever need to. Bring it on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundtrane Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 obviously more to this... http://tucker.liberty.me/2015/03/27/how-americans-destroyed-indoor-plumbing/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glen Trew Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 ...An offhanded reference... Accurate, yet polite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundtrane Posted March 31, 2015 Report Share Posted March 31, 2015 After all it's all about the concept of cleanliness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Lezynski Posted April 5, 2015 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2015 NgGT refers to the "entertainment center" near the sewage system. Here's his rant about intelligent design Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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