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Nifty Gadget


Richard Lightstone, CAS

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Aries - 4/2/69 - but with all my writing about...well...me over the last few weeks, I'm sure you all knew that.  I imagine a bunch of these "Nifty Gadgets" are caught up in the mail for some reason.  Sorry I haven't received your gifts yet, so let me thank you all in advance of your very generous gifts.

Okay, enough about me.  Let's talk about me.  Did I mention I'm an Aries?

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Dear Robert,

Your birthday being foremost on our minds, we all took up a collection to buy you the most mouth-watering barbecue rib dinner at the ritziest, over-the-top posh restaurant in Memphis.

Then...

Imagine our dismay when we learned you were a vege-table-arian, so we we all went out for drinks to decide what to do with the funds, and how we'd gift you in the proper style to celebrate the anniversary of your birth.

Well...

About 6am later...

It seems that our planning session turned out to be more costly than we anticipated.

You, of course, know, it's the thought that counts.

JB

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