beta testing of the next great Camcorder

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" Shooting on the NEW BROWN #2 Camera (beta testing U(ultra)HD camera)

We're shooting on the NEW BROWN NUMBER TWO Ultra-High-Definition Camera, doing a secret beta testing on a camera that won't hit the market until next year. We're established film-makers that have much recognition in the Festival Circuit, and we're well-known in the Mooch Narcissus Camp of film-makers. all the really successful shows have lots of producers, so another important thing is that we have plenty of producers! Executive Producers, Co-Executive Producers, Consulting Producers, Supervising Producers, and even Producers, Associate Producers and Assistant Producers.

Anyway, the manufacturers of the NEW BROWN NUMBER TWO camera say that it doesn't even matter if you've got a good script to shoot from, because their camera is such a technological marvel that Film Festival Audiences will be drooling more over the video quality than whatever story there is or isn't, as Festival / fellow film-makers usually do, as they are always trying to find technical ways to mask their creative deficiencies with hardware fanaticism.

Anyway, we're amped that we're one of the few people to 'test-drive' the NEW BROWN NUMBER TWO camera. And although we're the sort of film-makers that don't really have any original ideas to begin with, we always know that we can find some unwitting chump on craigslist who has already written a script, where we can change a few pages here and there, hijack the credit for the story and ultimately promote it as our own.

So what you got? We have the NEW BROWN NUMBER TWO camera, and we're itching to dazzle our fellow film-makers at the next festival, so they can burn up with envy that we ARE THE FIRST AND FORTUNATE FEW to actually use the NEW BROWN NUMBER TWO camera to make our usually mediocre cinematic efforts GLOW with UNEXPECTED high image and sound quality, and not notice our lack of real talent and vision!

Location: beta testing U(ultra)HD camera

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Compensation: There's a very, teensy-weensy stipend to the screenwriter, but GOBS of CREDIT, meals and especially, a COPY of NEW BROWN NUMBER TWO clips! "

[Marc Wielage]

I seem to remember Richard Pryor's advice: "if it's brown, get down!"

--Marc W. (not looking forward to getting Brown Cam footage in post)