jason porter Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 So...People Control instead of Gun Control? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylormadeaudio Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Exactly! Why do you think these wireless network companies are progressing so quickly? The sooner we're all tapped into some network show on our iPhones or Androids or whatever, the less apt we'll be to cause trouble... anesthetized and preoccupied... the movement has been cancelled due to lack of interest/participation. ...we the sheeple ~tt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Babb Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Every eskimo owns a rifle. Yet, you never hear of eskimos shooting each other. Eskimos are cool. http://boyaq.tumblr.com/post/286995867/here-you-see-my-lovely-son-coltrane-and-my-prized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylormadeaudio Posted January 5, 2012 Report Share Posted January 5, 2012 Thanks Jeff! Another total belly laugh! I read it in the spirit of the old SNL skit called "Deep Thoughts" by Jack Handey... too funny. ~tt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiomprd Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 AN ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message. First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket.. The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. my girlfriend was happy that I just returned safely from my 2nd tour as a Combat Marine in Afghanistan .. She had just bought me that Kimber Custom Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening. Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head ... isn't it?! I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with crap in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. [That prevented you from calling or running to your buddies to come help mug us again]. After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done. Then I went and filled up my gas tank as well as those of four other people in the gas station, -- on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 153 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!] I then threw your wallet into the big pink "pimp mobile" that was parked at the curb ..... after I broke the windshield and side window and keyed the entire driver's side of the car. Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI, while mentioning President Obama as my possible target. The FBI guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.). ;In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime. I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.. Remember, next time you might not be so lucky. Have a good day! Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Waldron Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 a white guy walking down the street in South Central L.A. wearing a confederate flag hat and t-shirt will likely become a statistic -- ~tt TT: I'm sorry, we are now politically correct while living in Los Angles. Or good mayor has officially come out and deemed the PC'ness ....."we can no longer refer to that area as 'South Central' LA". It gives a negative stigma to that area. You need to say specific locations, like Florence and Normandie, Los Angles, CA. But, Los Angles does have specific places we can tell you to stay clear of during your visit. !. Dodger stadium. 2. Staples Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylormadeaudio Posted January 8, 2012 Report Share Posted January 8, 2012 I've always called it South Central -- force of habit... how 'bout: "...a guy walking down the middle of Crenshaw...". I know, cliche... right? Hell, for that matter: "... a guy walking down Soledad Canyon Rd..." Yeah, political correctness has never been a strong suit of mine. I don't mean to pigeonhole the fine people of "South Central". Sometimes I even miss L.A. ~tt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted January 9, 2012 Report Share Posted January 9, 2012 Thoughtfully yours, Semper Fi... I have a producer I need this guy to take care of for me. I wonder if he makes house calls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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