OmahaAudio Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 "I hate quotations." - Ralph Waldo Emerson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Osborn Posted February 12, 2012 Report Share Posted February 12, 2012 "The thing about quotes on the internet is you cannot confirm their validity." --Abraham Lincoln Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olle Sjostrom Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 "I'm not paranoid. That's a rumour spread by those who are out to get me" - ? This one's also one of my favorites, said by my friend when he was 5 years old. A bee was sitting in his hair. "Heeelp!!! I have an insight! Take it awaaaay!!" (In case you don't see the humour in that: He meant to say insect of course) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rich Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 72% of all statistics are made up. -Vic Reeves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiomprd Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 " 72% of all statistics are made up. " actually, that is 84.72% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeoh Posted February 13, 2012 Report Share Posted February 13, 2012 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 "People have forgotten how to tell a story. Stories don't have a middle or an end any more. They usually have a beginning that never stops beginning." —Steven Spielberg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Blankenship Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundslikejustin Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 There are three types of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't. This is similar: There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can count in binary, and those that can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Steigerwald Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 "To err is human. To really foul things up, you need a producer." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Slater Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 "Good, Quick, Cheap. Pick any two..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LarryF Posted February 23, 2012 Report Share Posted February 23, 2012 "The second mouse gets the cheese." Anymouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Reilly Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 If that's the going rate, keep going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPSharman Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 In honor of tonight... "It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether I win or lose." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Cromie Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 "No matter where you go ... There you are" Gyro Captain in Mad Max 2 (aka Road Warrior) Dumb vehicle inspector checking turn signal indicators: "Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not. Now it's working, now its not ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcolm Cromie Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 "No matter where you go ... There you are" Gyro Captain in Mad Max 2 (aka Road Warrior) Dumb vehicle inspector checking turn signal indicators: "Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not. Now it's working, now it's not ...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Rose Posted February 27, 2012 Report Share Posted February 27, 2012 "yes" -- guy on the other end of a Verizon commercial. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerry B Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 You may noy be able to polish a turd, but you sure can roll it in glitter! JB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Harrison Posted March 22, 2012 Report Share Posted March 22, 2012 "Study to be quiet" & "Take nothing but memories Leave nothing but footprints" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noisyscott Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 This is translated from a Japanese proverb and oft quoted by a co-worker: Please remember that you have one mouth and two ears, God is telling you that listening is more important than talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
studiomprd Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Please note that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taylormadeaudio Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 Please note that after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F NICE! +11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benr Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benr Posted March 30, 2012 Report Share Posted March 30, 2012 You dont make a dime in this world unless someone else can make a dollar off of you. Better to be thought stupid and remain silent, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benr Posted April 11, 2012 Report Share Posted April 11, 2012 GIVE a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. TEACH a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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