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Zack

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  • 5 weeks later...

chuck norris never ages. 

 

Bulls have a holiday called "The running of the Chuck Norris"

 

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 

 

Chuck Norris sleeps with his pillow under his gun.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't take showers. He takes blood baths. 

 

Chuck Norris used to be a sniper. His weapon of choice was a shotgun.

 

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups. He does earth push downs. 

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