Jay Rose Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Needed: Professional Craftie with Gear and Supplies We're producing an award-ready feature based on my partner's experiences in college so far. Think "Twelve Angry Men" meets "Sleepless in Seattle" meets "Finding Nemo". But better. We've already got a DP attached with plenty of TV and corporate experience, and will be shooting on a red camera made by Nikon. Our sound guy has the same great equipment he uses for big-name cover bands in clubs. We'll be shooting over two weeks in various apartments downtown, with some possible outdoor scenes depending on weather and crowds. We need a craft service person who's done feature films. Professional quality, flexibility, and a cooperative attitude are essential. Please provide sample menus, photos of recent meals, and nutritional analysis. Our leading lady -- who is really cute -- thinks she might be allergic to gluten. Wine and beer would be good, if you're not going to ask for ID. Everybody is contributing as a labor of love. But we'll have lots of fun during the long shoot days (did we mention we need at least three meals per shoot day?) and you'll get an INDB listing when we finish. And it can lead to bigger things! feel free to post this to Craigslist LA... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Waldron Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Damn that's good! Here is their camera: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hartonjohn Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Dear god, please endow me with the strength... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Whenever they say "it's a labor of love," the only response is, "yeah, but it's my labor and your love." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Karlsson Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Yeah... but INDB credit !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPSharman Posted July 25, 2015 Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Clearly a joke, and a pretty funny one at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Rose Posted July 25, 2015 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2015 Clearly a joke You dare suggest that I of all people would initiate a joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 I see too many of these joke messages pop up on Facebook and other social media, only it winds up the joke is on the crew: the producers are serious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Miramontes Posted July 26, 2015 Report Share Posted July 26, 2015 that was hilarious. Thanks for posting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IronFilm Posted December 30, 2015 Report Share Posted December 30, 2015 Is INDB credit better than an IMBD credit?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Rose Posted December 31, 2015 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2015 Inert Newbie Database. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Gilchrist Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 So they're looking for a craft services person who can also cater 3 meals a day and doesn't mind being busted for serving alcohol without a license or to minors. Where do I sign up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Rose Posted January 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 4 hours ago, Jim Gilchrist said: Where do I sign up? Sorry: we'll need to see your catering reel first. And your page on Interesting Munchables DataBase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCC Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Hey, There may be an "I" in "interesting munchables", but there is no "I" in Team, which is why I quit asking for money a long time ago- though I will be late, and smell a bit like the floor of last night's bar, and my kids will be joining me. ...but they'll do the cooking! Can we have a ride? with love, and in joyful hope that you pick me, aspiring inert newbie ps - ...where do we get that wine and beer? Might be good to secure that right away.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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