Nick Flowers Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 More pronunciation quirks: http://www.learnenglish.de/pronunciation/pronunciationpoem.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olle Sjostrom Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender immediately yells ; hey we don't serve your kind here! The mushroom answers: Why not? I'm a fungi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Cameron Posted December 11, 2015 Report Share Posted December 11, 2015 15 hours ago, atheisticmystic said: ouch "mom, the joke it hurted me" Yeah..my attempts to be pun-ish are usually just punishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atheisticmystic Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 16 hours ago, Rachel Cameron said: Yeah..my attempts to be pun-ish are usually just punishment. well this one certainly does BOTH. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Flowers Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 To nouns that cannot be declined The neuter gender as asssigned. Examples fas and nefas give And the verb noun infinitive. Est summum nefas fallere Deceit is gross impiety.* No one said it had to be ENGLISH grammar, right? *Kennedy's Latin Primer - gender rhymes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachel Cameron Posted December 12, 2015 Report Share Posted December 12, 2015 10 hours ago, Nick Flowers said: To nouns that cannot be declined The neuter gender as asssigned. Examples fas and nefas give And the verb noun infinitive. Est summum nefas fallere Deceit is gross impiety.* No one said it had to be ENGLISH grammar, right? *Kennedy's Latin Primer - gender rhymes. That one almost reads as a limerick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc Wielage Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 On 12/9/2015 at 7:39 PM, chrisnewton said: So did Bill Clinton lay with Monica to get laid or was she lying? That all depends on your definition of what "sex" is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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VASI Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Hilarious, Jim! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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